Sunday, October 28, 2007

Meet the Flintstones

Yep, Ryan and I went to a Halloween party last night at some friends' house. We had a lot of fun. The party was Hollywood themed so you could go as a person or character. Ryan and I went back and forth as to what we would be. I was going to be Britney Spears with a bad wig and get a couple baby dolls that I would carry around with me while I would wear "faux-Chanel bug eye sunglasses," as I like to describe them. Every once in a while I would drop one of the babies and say, "Oops. I did it again." However, I figure that was in bad taste so I scratched that. Ryan is obsessed with the puppet used in the Saw movies and was determined to be that (we watched Saw 4 Friday night.) He wanted to get a tricycle from Goodwill and ride around with a tape recorder that would play one of the famous lines, "Oh yes. There will be blood." However, with no time left to make the costume he found a full outfit with mask for $130. Scratch that idea. So, we happened upon a pair of costumes that I thought would be hilarious.
We tried them on in a dressing room and when we saw each other, laughed our butts off. Done deal. I felt like a deranged Lucille Ball. We even thought of spray painting Rocky to be Dino, but then we would have to wash him later so we didnt. Would have been cute though.
There were a lot of great costumes there. It was a blast.



















This is Ryan and his best friend, Kyle. It was Kyle's party at his house two blocks from ours.


















I didnt know Indiana Jones was married to Jane Jetson?

That night, Nick Fletcher won the costume contest as Maverick from Top Gun. He made the entire costume by himself. His wife Anne was Holly Golightly and she said he worked on it for atleast one week. Way to go Fletch!

I cant remember this guy's name but he would crack me up by just looking at him. Cartoon characters were definitely represented at this party. His wife was Daphne.
It started as a pretty low key night and it definitely got a little crazier with certain "bartenders" that decided hard liquor was the way to go. Everyone had a great time. Here is a picture of me (after I tossed the wig cuz it itched my head) and Stacey, Kyle's wife. She was a Spartan cheerleader from SNL.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Halloween Tradition

Who doesn't love the Charlie Brown seasonal specials? I remember watching this one and Merry Christmas Charlie Brown vividly as a child. They truly marked the coming of the holiday!!
Believe it or not you can watch the whole thing online! Sometimes technology has it's advantages.

Halloween

I love Halloween!! I think this is one of the most fun holidays of the year! I love the decorations and the costumes and the whole vibe of it. It's so exciting. An added bonus is the freedom to eat candy...a lot of candy, relatively guilt free.
This year should be extra great cuz I now live in a neighborhood not dominated by college students, but by young families with kids. I can't wait to see all of the costumes and welcome back the flood of memories from my own childhood. I remember certain costumes that I wore through the years. One year (or maybe two) I was Wonder Woman. It was your typical little kid's costume: a garbage bag consistency plastic outfit that came in a bag and a plastic mask with microscopic eye and nose holes to breathe out of. You were guaranteed to either suffocate or run into a tree or streetlight if you didnt pull the mask up every two minutes. Another year I was She-Ra. Remember her? She was He-Man's cousin or something. Apparently I was in a phase of wanting to be dominating amazon women. I dunno. One year I particularly remember was being a "moon maiden." This was a costume picked out by my brother. I dont know if he designed it or got it out of a book. I do remember my parents making two very elaborate costumes that year. My brother was a spaceman of some sort and I was the dreaded "moon maiden" that would spark controversy for the next ten years, at least.
Here's the story:

My parents made these costumes and they were so proud. My brother had a giant paper-mache head and costume and I had a cardboard mask that looked a lot like a frog with a larger mouth to me, and a vest. On my head I particularly remember wearing a shower cap (yep just like grandma used to wear) and on my hands the yellow rubber gloves used to wash our dishes. The problem with these two items was that I was about five or so, and they were made for adults. So the shower cap would constantly fall in my eyes and the rubber gloves made it impossible for me to carry anything. Plus, all that rubber made me sweat like crazy.
That year my grandmother (Mama J) took me, my brother, and my 3 cousins to our church for their Halloween festival. One of the events was a costume contest full of Raggedy Anns, Luke Skywalkers, ghosts, vampires, etc. Then you had the Chambers kids: a spaceman with a giant head that my 7 year old brother kept bumping it into everything and a moon maiden that couldn't see or have any function in her hands. Well, I remember little bits of that night. I remember trying figure out how to bob for an apple but gave up and grabbed one with my hand instead. I remember throwing darts at balloons (unsuccessfully, remember I had no use of my hands) but getting some candy anyway for my trouble. I remember being scared of a grown-up that was dressed a little too realistically like Dracula. Then I remember someone on a microphone calling out my name. Mama J grabbed my hand and was pulling me up to the front of the gymnasium, but halfway across my shower cap fell over my eyes again and I was blinded. I don't know who I went up to see but I remember Mama J telling me to hold out my rubber gloved hand and something was placed in it. I pushed up my cap with my other semifunctioning hand and saw a shiny silver dollar.
"What's this?" I asked.
"You won the costume competition!" Mama J exclaimed.
"I did?!" I asked.
"Yes!" she said patting me on my head.

So, I won the costume competition that year. No big deal right? Wrong. You forget that my brother came up with that costume (or something like that). So, naturally he felt the silver dollar should be his. "But I wore it!" I would shout at him. "But I thought of it!" he would shout back. So, the silver dollar was taken from me and not given to Sam either. To keep the peace, my mother took it. She said it was still mine since I technically won, but that I would get it when I was older. So, it's place was now in my mother's jewelry box. It stayed there until high school.
Every so often though, my brother would bring it all back up again. "Well, I should have gotten that silver dollar!" He would state forcefully at the most random moments of an argument that had nothing to do with that Halloween so many years ago. I think he is still a little bitter about it.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Sympathy doesn't live here anymore

I told Ryan yesterday that I got a ticket right outside our subdivision. When I left the house yesterday morning he was out the door with me but hung back in his car for a few minutes (doing what, I don't know...maybe trying to find "Mike & Mike" on the radio). He asked where I was pulled over and I told him.

"That was you?!" he asked.
"Yep."
"I saw a policeman pulled over and all I saw was the fact that he was driving a Dodge Charger, and I thought, 'He's driving a Dodge Charger!' (He's so astute) I didn't pay attention to who it was he pulled over!"
"Well...that was me."
"How much is the ticket?" he asked.
I told him and he whistled, apparently taken back by the amount.
"Yeah," I said, "and it's my first ticket ever."
"WHAT?!" he exclaimed. "Oh, well I dont feel sorry for you then. I've had, like...8."
Just when I started to not feel so bad about my measly one, he adds: "But never in a school zone."

Ouch. Thanks hon.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

When It Rains It Pours

Karma...it'll get you. I dont know what I did but I'm sorry. Really I am! The past two days I haven't been able to do anything right...NOTHING. Day before yesterday I tripped myself up 8 times (I counted). 8!! Two of the times I completely fell on my face, but only when I was in front of other people, of course. Yesterday I woke up, rolled out of bed and immediately stubbed my toe. Then, I spilled my coffee on me on the way to work. Not bad, but enough to make it look like I can't feed myself without help. I got through my day relatively unscathed by only tripping 4 times during the day with no major face plants. At 5:30pm I realized I could go home...early for me (usually I get out between 6 and 6:30pm). "Woo-hoo!" I said in a very Homer Simpson way, grabbed my stuff, and left.
Now, it takes me about a half hour or so to get home from work, and it is all interstate. No big deal. Well, that is until they shut down the interstate and make me get off at an exit I have never used before...crap. So I figure I should follow the flow of traffic, but just to be sure I called Ryan to see if he knew the way. What a bust. "As long as you are going South you should come across some main roads you know." Okay, I am headed South on a main highway...sounds good to me. Surely I will find a crossroad that is familiar and I know this highway runs right into Indianapolis anyway so I should get close to home. Now, I got off the interstate 4 miles from the exit I needed so I knew it should not take long to get into my area of town. Boy was I mistaken. 25 minutes later I was still on the same highway with no familiar roads to be seen. Dang it.
I called Ryan again. I tried to tell him where I was but he had no idea. So he went to mapquest to try and find me...no luck. Apparently mapquest doesnt believe the road I was on existed. Figures.
20 minutes later I found my way to the main road that runs by my subdivision. Thank God! At this point I was pretty pissed off. It goes to show that I was not meant to leave work early. When I pulled into my driveway at 8:00pm, I was angry and frustrated. But, of course when I walked in the house, Ryan was there and he had cooked dinner and had the table set. He poured me some milk (because he knows I like milk with dinner...I know, it's like I am 5) and told me to dig in. It was really good and I was starving. He then rubbed my shoulders after dinner while we watched Monday Night Football to help me relax and I felt much better. I thought, "Can't get any worse!"

I was wrong. This morning I got in my car (prior to coffee) and headed toward the interstate. I was going down the main road infront of my subdivision when I see blinking lights behind me. I pull over to the right hand lane to let him pass me...but he doesnt pass me. "Crap!" (I editted what I really said). "You've got to be kidding me!" So, I was pulled over by a Fishers police seargent and was told I was going 50 in a 30. To top it all off, I was in a school zone. I am scum. I honestly was not paying attention to anything at that point cuz I didn't have any coffee yet from my mug beside me. However, it was about 8:30am and no school busses or children were in sight. School had all ready started. But apparently the hours for this school zone go straight through from 7:30am to 4:30pm. No break inbetween like I was used to with every other school zone I have driven through (not speeding I would like to add). So the long arm of the law nabbed me and my wicked ways and slapped my in the face with a $165 ticket. I'm not angry. I deserved it. I should have been paying attention. And so, here I sit thinking that it really can't get much worse...hopefully. I'm going for a run in a few minutes, so maybe I will get lucky and not get hit by a car. Wish me luck!!! I'm gonna need it.


Monday, October 1, 2007

Never Give Up!!!!

My new hero for the next couple days...way to go Wes! I almost peed in my pants, but that's beside the point...WAR DAMN EAGLE!

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